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For all my friends who can really enjoy English lit, here's a fun take on Ayn Rand: Outfits I have Coveted in Atlas Shrugged, Mallory Ortberg, author of Texts from Jane Eyre (which, if you haven't heard of it, you need to check out).
“She lay in bed, propped up on pillows of pale green linen. Her bed jacket was pale green satin, worn with the untouched perfection of a window model; its lustrous folds looked as if the crinkle of tissue paper still lingered among them. The light, shaded to a tone of apple blossoms, fell on a table that held a book, a glass of fruit juice, and toilet accessories of silver glittering like instruments in a surgeon’s case. Her arms had a tinge of porcelain. There was a touch of pale pink lipstick on her mouth.”
NOBODY LOOKS GOOD WEARING PALE GREEN, IT IS A RECIPE FOR LOOKING SALLOW AND CONSUMPTIVE, BUT DAMN IF I DON’T WANT TO SIT IN THAT ROOM BREATHING SOME APPLE-SCENTED AIR IN A SICKLY GODDAMN BED JACKET.
Why, yes, I must agree that Tom Hanks is a national treasure.
LAUGH
Some Twitter fun going on . . .
Some Twitter fun going on . . .
body: i'm not remotely hungry right now
me: u sure?
body: pretty sure
me: sure or pretty sure
body: sure
me: i'm making a sandwich
body: ok
— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) November 13, 2014
"You're old enough to walk." I don't need this kind of negativity in my life.
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) November 12, 2014
All this press about Kim Kardashian's greased-up, photoshopped butt is the reason other countries hate us.
— caprice crane (@capricecrane) November 12, 2014
Caught her sneak eating in the kitchen. So she'll share her uterus but not her Doritos. SAD
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) November 14, 2014
Love Honest Toddler.. can do with Kim and her butt. *eyeroll*
ReplyDeleteAnd absolutely agree that Tom Hanks is a treasure, and we must protect him at all costs! :)